(Source: psibluscout)

virginiaisforhaters:

princesscas:

If you told me that in 2019 the government would have been shutdown for over 20 days because of the wall funding AND that Clemson not only won the Championship BUT the President of the United States would serve them McDonalds, Wendys. Burger King and Pizza Hut…I would not have believed you. Its straight up, like an article from theonion

Imagine winning the championship and you’re invited to the white house only to walk into the room to find cold fast food had been served. I mean COME ON 

They’ve got fine china and this poor guy is struggling to pick up a piece of pizza with…tongs. THEY DIDN’T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BOX 

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At the same time this is sad, disrespectful and trashy but like…I find it hilarious that this even happened

EDIT: I CAN’T BREATHE THEY PUT THE PACKETS OF SAUCES IN THESE FANCY DISHES 

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his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked 

gothcostco:

gothcostco:

gothcostco:

that’s what he is

A BUM.

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essemkato:

normal melee screenshots

(Source: phendranadrifts)

portraitoftheoddity:

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^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this. 

intrepid-moose:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.

vanillahoneybush:

mscoolcat:

jervae:

badgyal-k:

Start answering people’s invasive questions with “does it matter?”


Watch them explode lmao

🤔:“Is that your hair?”

😏:”Does it matter?”

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Originally posted by sarcasticantics

Okay but true facts, this can make a profound impact. When I was younger, I had a friend who is trans and my mom once asked what his birth name was, and I asked, “Why does it matter?” She paused and answered something to the effect of, “You’re right, it doesn’t.”

Been doing this for a few years now. Have often been labeled as “rude” because of it, but we don’t owe anyone more information than we want to give them. Ever. 

(Source: retrogamingblog)

creaticourse:


OH MY GOD AJANDHNSKSJDNDMKSKSJSJNDMCKDKSMM

traceexcalibur:

apparently, evangelical cartoonist Jack Chick passed away last night

let us remember him by taking a moment to laugh once again at this classic

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